I had the week off – staycationed cause Delta fucked up my actual vacation plans – so you’d think I’d get a ton of shit done, right? WRONG. It would seem I suck hard with unstructured time, YAY undiagnosed ADHD!

But, got paid, paid Care Credit.

The rest of my goals? HAHAHAHAHA.

I did mess around with my retirement numbers some more – current best case scenario is just over 14 years. I’ve also discovered that Vanguard’s retirement calculator thing is shit – when I put in all my numbers, they’re basically estimating a return of less than 2% a year on investments over the next 14 years – my favorite muni bond fund has a 10 year return of 5.6% and the S&P is 16.2%. 2% is bullshit – they really want folks to think they have to work forever, don’t they?

Fuck that noise. The second I can get out of this capitalist hellscape – I’m out.